Orange Tomato (uncouther) wrote in leno_sucks,
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wow

I just thought up an absolutely brilliant idea.

You know how Leno has dogs on his show on occasion? Like American Fido, or Pet Tricks, etc?

I want to get a pit bull, and teach it to do some absolutely amazing trick. Then I will get on the show with my pit bull.

HOWEVER, little will they know, that I also trained my dog to ABSOLUTELY HATE Jay Leno. I could like beat the dog with a huge rubber chin or something.

So when I am on the show, Jay will ask me "So Bryan, what does your dog do?"

And I will respond "Well, Jay... My dog VICIOUSLY ATTACKS SHITTY LATE NIGHT TALK SHOW HOSTS!!"

Then, on my command, the pit bull will jump on Jay, and rip his stupid throat out right through his neck and piss on his corpse.

What do you think... quality television?
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